Like everyone else my age, I am irrationally protective of the pop culture touchstones I grew up with. Just last week, I saw a trailer for a “Running Man” remake — starring

"Surely you can’t be serious about watching all of the Naked Gun movies," you say. Yes, I am, and stop calling me "Shirley."

In an interview with Fox News Digital earlier this month, filmmaker David Zucker declared that he will not be watching “The Naked Gun” starring Liam Neeson, stating the entire concept of a “Naked Gun” reboot unoriginal and played out.